Its My Turn...Clerking Patient!!

Hurmmm...sebenarnye aku p0n xtahu samada nih citer seram 0r sedih...hahaha :-(
Turn aku clerking patient for clinical practical (in GH Penang)! Tahu ape prkara yg pling d'geruni bile giliran tuh sampai???
Mai nak citer sat...

1st skali of course la bile nk approach patient tuh..
"Selamat pagi uncle...saya student MA. Boleh saya tanya uncle beberapa soalan? Lepas tu, kalau boleh saya nak buat pemeriksaan fizikal sikit kat uncle...boleh tak?"

Then, kne senyum ar cikit...biar nmpak keramahan tuh...hee~ Tp klau kne REJECT nasib arr...

2nd, masa nk c0ntact AMO yg incharge utk confirmkn presentation...nk msg kew nk call? Msg atau call??
Fuhhh...itu p0n 1 masalah gak! Ade AMO yg lbey suke klau stdnt call...tp ade jgk AMO yg lbey senang klau stdnt msg jew. So, klau call punye la b'sungguh2 practice ayat tuh dulu b4 nk dail n0.fon AMO tu...and klau nk msg plak punye lew proper ayat yg d'gunakn...siap full spelling lg tuh...!

3rd, of course la saat dan ketikanya nk present case tu...mcm2 d0a aku bce b4 nk mule. Contohnye, d0a penenang jiwa la, d0a supaya d'permudahkn urusan la..d0a bg AMO lembut hati laa..huhuhu~
Bukan ape, mcm2 ragam AMO yg ade! Ade yg jenis ckp xhenti...ade yg jenis mntak stiap s0rg comment presentati0n member...ade plak yg jenis bertanye jew kejenye...

"What other questions you need to ask this patient?"
"What is the significance you ask that?"
"How this and this relate to this?"
"Did you ask ab0ut this and this?"

Differential diagnosis? Investigati0n? Treatmnt available? Prognosis??
Yg pasti, smue s0aln tuh mmg bakal d'tnye! Itu bru bab hist0ry taking...bl0m msok physical examinati0n (PE) lg...

4th, PE...

"Why you do this?"
"Is it the c0rrect way?"
"Give me the pathophysiology for this finding?"

Bla...bla...bla...and then time nk perf0rm PE tuh, p0n tgn bley terketar2 lg...uisyyy!
Yg pasti, sape yg present case mggu tuh wajib stdy lbey ar psal case tu. And then, time presentati0n lg ar berpeluh!! Nasib baik la unif0rm wrne putih...klau tidak obvious lew blakang bju tuh basah...hoho00ooho!

Oopsss...bl0m hbis lg citernye!
Tibe plak mase utk siapkn case rep0rt...mane yg xlengkap, kne lengkapkn. Mane points yg kne sho0t dgn AMO, bt0l2kn...yg penting, case rep0rt complete and submit ON TIME!

Last skali adalh wktu mgambil smule case rep0rt yg sudah siap d'periksa...markah?????
Fail~~~clerk case balik...haha,
Pass~~~Alhamdulillah, bley ms0kkn markah kt dlm log bo0k..hee~

So, conclusi0nnye...
Rjin2 la menjenguk case kt h0spital tuh...jgn bile dah sampai turn nk clerk, barulah terhegeh2! (teguran pedas utk diri aku sndiri...wawaaaaa...)

P/s :- Teringat kata2 se0rang Dr Pakar Ortopedik wktu aku sem5 dulu (skarang  aku sem6...hehe~)...

"Tempat seorang medical 0r paramedic student bukanlah di bilik mahupun library...tapi di HOSPITAL. Your patient is your TEXT BOOK!"

Hurmmmmm...kata2 yg sgt2 TEPAT!